I'm not here!

The Bipedal Giraffes have moved!

Yes, that's right - Geoffrey and his chums have moved to a little suburb of petergaley.com, where there is plenty of room for them to frolick and gambol, and play "rudies".

That means that whatever [subversive / deeply moving / charmingly quaint / doesn't seem to work on my computer] (delete where applicable) page you were after is probably on the new site.

We're going to try to send you there in a moment, so now might be a good time to close your browser and breathe a sigh of relief for such a narrow escape.

Please remember to update your Favourites!